The $750,000 Joint

Can someone help me understand this logic or maybe lack of logic? I am a professional athlete making $3mil a year. If get caught driving under the influence with a joint in my possession, I oould get suspended, let's say four games. The cost of that joint is now $750,000. A little high to get high! Would not a couple of Buds be a better choice?
Not hating, just saying.Some of you are thinking,"What about Tiger Woods?" All that endorsement money lost, plus what he loses in the divorce proceedings, what about him? Stupid is stupid, & both drugs & illicit sex are expensive when caught in the act. Your choice